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3 days ago

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

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5 days ago

femmadilemma:

cigmond:

8bitrevolver:

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

I am tearing up at this. All the cats I have adopted have been special or too old for most people to want them. The first cat I ever adopted was Falcore, who was ten years old and had no ears due to cancer, and she was the sweetest, kindest cat and we had ten amazing, purry, snuggly happy months together before her cancer came back. Then I saw Zigmond in a shelter and he was 13 years old, and very shy hiding in the back of his cage. The people working at the shelter tried to talk me out of adopting him! They told me he would never be a lap cat, that he was too grumpy and old and that I should get a kitten instead. I insisted on Zigmond and he has been happily living with me (often on my lap, he sleeps on top of me every night) ever since. He has gone blind and he is nearly 18 years old but he is sweet, kind, loving and he makes me so happy. Even Garfield who was only five years old had been in the shelter for months and months because all the people adopting cats thought he was too old and wanted kittens. Tom and I adopted him and he is just wonderful. Whenever I am sad he sleeps on my pillow, curled up around my head purring and smiling at me. Please adopt older and ‘special’ cats, they don’t deserve to be put down while people overlook them for kittens.

sob

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5 days ago

terrifiantus:

Some absolutely incredible photos of abandoned places

Photo Sources;

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Four Five Six 

Seven Eight Nine

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5 days ago

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via badcyclop)

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5 days ago

deardeerling:

tojothethief:

Just bull things. 


it must be annoying being a bull. getting angry whenever you see red is just total bullshit
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6 days ago

deardeerling:

demomann:

image

somebody who doesnt play tf2 explain this picture to me

a mcdonalds employee has been hired to dress in a hotdog costume to promote the new McHotDogs that they’re selling. however, he goes over the top, treating his promotional costume like a cartoon supervillain disguise, trying to steal ALL the hotdogs. here you can see him in maniacal laughter with all the hotdogs he’s stolen.

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6 days ago

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6 days ago

the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr’s gender community is literally the dumbest fucking community I’ve ever stumbled upon. 
They want to be recognized and taken seriously, they want to further their rights and gain the equality they deserve. This is completely reasonable, oppression is not fucking fun. I’ve been fucked with for a long ass time due to being gay, I know what fucking oppression is. The LGBTQ+ communtiy has come this far by peaceful protest and showing that we’re just as human as everyone else. 
Then these stupid little piss whipes come in and toss shit everywhere. Their strategy is literally this: 
"We want to gain equal rights and show the world that we’re people too! So we’re going to be as rude, aggressive, and immature as possible in order to obtain this! If people get offended by us saying "Cis-scum", then we’ll tell them that means they’re a privileged piss baby!" 
Are you fucking dense? Do you honestly think this will work? The world won’t take you seriously, the world won’t accept you, the world will think you’re batshit insane and try to push you down even more. You are working against the years of progress the trans movement has worked for. You are ebbing away at what so many people fought for out of your sheer stubbornness and stupidity. 
Fuck you. 
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6 days ago

kgm42986:

lethalitycomplex:

thedemonica:

i’m pretty sure you created tron

*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

That’s awesome.
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6 days ago

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury